Friday, October 3, 2008

The Etiquette Of Internet Friendship

I am often dismayed at how people treat each other, that a little whisper can hurt so many people. Here is the tale of one whisper, that was spoken last night.
For the record, you have to understand where this is coming from. I am the type of person that does not RULE a friendship and in that i mean, i would never say to you, you shouldnt do this and shouldnt do that when it comes to other people in this world. I live my life by saying to myself, i wouldnt do/say that to you. That said, here is my side of the events of "Pissed Off" Night on blogtv.

On the internet, as in this world, there are many distinct personalities, most of which i have had the privilege of inter-action with. I adore any one who finds me funny, attractive, good hearted and in that adoration comes a built in loyalty. it is a fierce loyalty that leads me to defend you til the bitter end. That loyalty continues until i find a reason it should not be rewarded. Unfortunately some people feel the need to push that limit up before i have decided it has been reached. for arguments sake that isnt to say i dont listen to others advice, i do. However that advice is invalid when a statement like this is Uttered "I dont really talk to him/her, he or she is just annoying me". Is that a poor decision? If you have abslutely NO knowledge of what a person is like, how can you make a judgement on what is going on in the chat?

There are so many behind the scene jokes that go on, on the internet, they are easily mis-interpreted by those ouside the joke. the need for people to fit in is so great, that people go outside themselves to do so. it is an inborn need, instilled in every human being. to belong.
And who are any of us to deny that? I do not count my self in this group. as far as i am concerned, we all belong together until you prove me wrong. I wasa freak once, i was abandoned by more people than i care to remember, those scars never heal, they lay festering.

I believe every one has a place in my blogtv room. And that is because i have had an interaction with each and every one of you that has made me smile and feel loved. some of these interactions are stronger than others, thats a natural occurrence when people of like mind click.
But I truly adore each and every one of you...until you cross me. I have yet to figure out if this is a curse or a blessing but it is in my nature to love, to hold each and every one of your dearly with in my heart and to be unquestionably loyal to you. Cross me and i will be come colder than any artic or subarctic temperature you have ever heard about. its either a curse or a blessing.

In the end, its all about getting along and being tolerant of one and another and knowing that each and every one of us is unique and worthy of love, friendship and acknowledgement, No Matter how annoying or funny, no matter how good or bad, right or wrong.
We all have scars that never heal that lead us to remember the pain we have felt that has molded us into the person we are, some choose to use that to better themselves. others lie in a darkened corner and bitterly fight the world in some way of extracting revenge. I am the former rather than the latter, and I WOULDNT DO THAT TO YOU. I love you all, see you next Thursday if not sooner. this is the Mighty Thor saying SEEE YA!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The Fleeting Sense of FAME

So i have 45 minutes to go at work, i write to fast, i get my work done too fast. it leaves me time to blog.

I am watching every one, "rise to fame" on youtube. i think its a funny thing. i think just about every single one of them deserve it. But here is my quandary with FAME. its not EVER LASTING.


I was trying to make this point to KevJumba in Toronto and failed miserably because i don't think he understood where i was coming from. But lets give it a go here, shall we?


What is FAME? yeah i can cop out and quote Andy Warhol and go with the old fifteen minutes of fame theory but, WHY? Why beat a dead horse? Its a Beaten to death. it not only has been beaten to death but i am pretty sure the horse has been pulverised into fertilizer, but i digress.


No matter the degree of overused something is, if it is tried and true, it always rings true, at least in this case.


Lets take the Youtube fame thingy-mabob. FAME is like a tide, its up and its down, its up and its down, its up and its down. (Are you getting seasick yet?) Youtube seems to twist and twirl that FAME genre and throw it down to the ground to do a little Mexican hat dance on FAME.


Lets face it, nothing lasts for ever. Since my time on youtube, I have watched some talented people disappear and watch new ones emerge. They stay for a bit, Play with the idea that they have some form of celebrity then, cant take the illusion of Youtube FAME and vanish. Lets site the Case of DaxFlame or Currently FRED. their Acts, their Videos have shelf life. Most people in this world have Shelf Life. What is Shelf Life? the Time that this act will take to go stale and no one will want it anymore. think of it as an expiration date on milk or eggs?


this is one of the tried and true ideas of all things, NOTHING SHOULD EVER stay the SAME. But this is one of those OLD rules people seem to forget and thus they succumb to there own shelf life and vanish.


What can save you from Shelf Life? Re-invention. And here is the point i failed to make to KevJumba. It doesn't Matter what you are doing right now, your FAME is fleeting. Your Shelf Life, NO MATTER WHAT IT IS, will over take you and you will get tired and old. (Well At least your act will)


You have to be like the MR.Saftey's, Nalts, LisaNovas of this world and keep re-inventing your fame. The Question is, how many more times will they continue to do it?


Why didn't i Mention Michael Buckley in here? I think Buckely is a unique character and person. I think of all the people i know or have met, Michael will make the crossover from Youtube celebrity to strict writer/producer and be none the worst for wear when he does. Because even he will admit to you, he knows he has shelf life.


What about me you ask? Do i think i am above this fray? Absolutely freaking NOT. i don't play on youtube for FAME, its a hobby and its fun. Yeah I'll be first to admit i am an attention whore but not to the extent that it over takes my life. There is no Priority to get a video done, I'll get to it. I will also be content to meet the people who come and go.


I Said it Once, I'll say it again. I'll still be here, even after you have gone. I mean after all, this place does still need a janitor doesn't it?


This is the Mighty Thor, Talking about FAME and wondering, WHEN will you vanish?


SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YA!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

What Is Love, Baby Dont hurt me?

So i was sitting around the other day and got my self thinking on the topic of the Phrase, I LOVE YOU. Hmmmm I Love You. WHY? if you arent in my immediate family, arent dating me and dont intend to date me, is that really the right choice of words? Shocked? probably, however, let me explain.
I LOVE YOU is a reserve phrase, it can not be bandied about like a kite on a string in my world. Ok maybe i am being narrow minded, but hear me out. I LOVE YOU is sacred to me, just like sex. Yeah, you can say it or do it, but how do you feel afterwards. I dont say I LOVE YOU to Friends, unless they have been friends a LONG time. And even then its Love ya man, or Luv Ya Dude/Chick.




When my nieces and nephews say it to me, i know what they mean and while i like to hear it, its not exactly LOVE. They LOVE me because i spoil them. Their concept of love at this point in time revolves around toys, candy and a big scoop of Dip n Dots Ice cream. Thats fine, they are kids after all. Thats Not Love. Thats Caring, thats treating some one kindly "LIKE" instead of "LOVE". I can say do it for the love of my brother.

Confused yet? I'm am getting there.

I have heard the phrase tossed around like a sack of mcdonalds fries to the point were it becomes ubiquitous with hello. And in hearing it handled in that manner, makes me wonder if peoples concept of love has been degraded in our "i want it all Now" society.


Too many people want it too fast, they want it too soon. Patience, in this world, is gold or diamonds that are deep with in the mines of a persons soul that they, themselves, know its there. They are just waiting for it to mine itself out and have it fall into their being. Until that Happens, they fill the happy void with the phrase I LOVE YOU like it is emotional dynamite. Yeah, one thing wrong with that plan, they didnt hook the fuse up to that dynamite, so every time the lever is pushed down, it emits sparks some where in an undisclosed location, no where near the stack of dynamite it is meant to fire off.


What about Love at first site? to me that falls into the romantic category. Yes i believe in Love at first site, i have had love at first site. some times it was actual love and sometimes it was just Lust disguised as cute and fuzzy bunny called LOVE. However, that is my only exception of when I LOVE YOU is not wasted. And while this is a tad off topic, i do believe people are "fated" to be together, that there is a connection from a past life that ties souls together. Not every soul recognizes the other soul from that past life connection, yet they are inextricably drawn to each other until they either realize it, or deny it. But thats another blog.

So Back to the matter at hand. I believe I LOVE YOU should be EARNED. I think it should be fought for tooth, nail and finger, maybe a foot. I think the old description of a Knight going off to slay a dragon before being married to the princess applies to my belief. WHY? Because its not a candy bar, its not ice cream, its not a toy. It is a deep emotional feeling that is craved by every human soul in this world. It is the same emotion that drives one to company to stave off the feeling of being alone or unwanted. IT MEANS THINGS to people. It will also confuse people.

How many times in your life have you heard some one question you "BUT...BUT you said you love me?". I find it odd that people really dont comprehend the amount of people who disgnate them selves as "LONELY" souls, LOST souls or LOVE SEEKING MAGNETS. ( ok i threw that in cause it sounded funny, but that my description, LOVE SEEKING MAGNET).



This is why Stalkers exist, as far as i am concerned. Not every one is as smart as you would like them to be. Peoples conception of their own reality surrounding them can be tilted or off base enough so they misinterpet a Smile?, a gesture, a PHRASE like I LOVE YOU. To most people there are not seven degrees of seperation when it comes to LOVE, it either IS or ISNT.
Lonely people tend to gravitate towards the "LOVE GIVERS" like a person leaving a darkened cave seeking light and warmth. Think about it for a second. Your concept of LOVE is not theirs.

Too many times we think because, WE understand what we mean, EVERY ONE gets it.
Sorry people this really is a DOG eat DOG world. It is that way because so many people have so many ways to think about their realities and definitions of their vocabulary. So many people leave it to so many others to interpet their actions and words.



Stil not getting it? Let me put it to you this way. You Love your mom, dad or some immediate family member. Why? CAUSE THEY EARNED IT. You love your DOG or CAT or what ever PET you have WHY? because they EARNED IT. they earned it by being there for you both emotionally and physically. they have braved a path for you to walked down unharmed. THEY SLAYED the DRAGON for you.

got it YET? how bout this? If i loved you and a bus was barreling uncontrollabley towards you and i was the only one that could save you and it meant giving up my life, i wouldnt think twice about it.



This is the way i look at LOVE. EARN IT, dont assume its like the virtual candy bar. (nom nom nom dont you love it). If you are offended by this post, ask yourself why? I wasnt offended when you said you love me, i understood our concepts are different. No harm, No foul. I'm a realist, and i like things Black and White.

This is the Mighty Thor, standing in for Cupid, who is currently drunk on an island in fiji, with your lesson on the Phrase "I LOVE YOU". SEEEEEEE YAAAAAA!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Diary of Desolation

And Kaos did greet me. He stood before me,his face a spinning cube of human suffering. He layed binds upon me, strapped me to a chair and brought fourth the views and vignettes that exposed the mortal soul in its weakest moments. Despair rained down upon me, trapped in my belted chair, helpless to do nothing more but stare,hypnotised at grievous images that danced before my eyes. Kaos' relentless attacks of media stream after media stream of the carnage that immersed me like violent ocean rip currents. numbed by the the overwhelming shock and horror,
i could only drown with in the rippling media. My eyes pained me, unable to close or look. I felt it better if they were to melt and peel away, enough so to make me prey for the heat of a nuclear explosion to end my undieing sight. but i was not to be so blessed.


In a Rage and desolation, my Brain cried out, "I WILL NOT LET KAOS DEFEAT ME" and it echoed and built into a symphony of courage. "I WILL NOT LET KAOS DEFEAT ME", it repeated. i could feel it coursing through my veins, fluttering through my flesh like a newly birthed stream that yearned to be a mighty river. "I WILL NOT LET KAOS DEFEAT ME". the chorus of voices continued. and then that river was roared into life and the earth did shutter, the room did quake. i could hear the sighs bending of steel, moaning and groaning of the ache of movement. Glass shattered and twinkled to the ground like freed diamonds from the mine. the wood splintered and cracked with the Force of thunder, spewing a spray of splinters as thick as honey bees returning to their queen. "I WILL NOT LET KAOS DEFEAT ME" I finally cried out popping my bonds and they flew loose from my chair until i was constrained no more."I WILL NOT LET KAOS DEFEAT ME" i breathed softly as Kaos retreated.

For now he remains at bay. But Kaos is a sly and dire monster. he can consume you at any time and at any cost. i know he stands leering waiting for my next weakness or breakdown.
Until our next battle, Kaos, until our next battle. For now i remain stronger than thee. I remain stronger than thee.


****this is text to my next video titled "Diary Of Desolation". Yeah my brain thinks this way.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Son of a Pirate

I am the son of a pirate. a modern day pirate. what you thought they were only pirates of the Caribbean? Oh no my little wenches and deck polishers, did you not know about the pirates of the Hudson?

Sit back me hardies and let me tell the true story of the "Pirates Of the Hudson".

In the murky river between New York city and New jersey, beneath the halls of industries' puffing stacks of billowing smoke, there once was a fleet of pirates. They freely roamed underneath the out stretched arm of the lady Liberty, contested by none. For within the stealthiness of the darkened night, did these pirates do their deeds.

Lady Liberty represented their motto, "Free to be sailors, Free to be Pirates" and in that time, the flame of liberty burned for them, lighting their way to the treasures on shore, these Pirates of the Hudson.

For in the land before the days of chain link fences, nosey security cameras and the stinging zip of motion sensors, there were bounties a plenty, waiting to be had on the docks that lapped up these waters of the Hudson River.
Boxed bounty, crated bounty or just open bounty begging to be rescued from these "islands of wood". There were rivers of swash buckling mouthwash flavored in gin, rum and scotch. there were jewels a plenty in the form of radios, TVs and other household items. there were buffets of food, meats and fishes, the kind that made a pirates belly ache for taste.
And dreaded and feared most of all, the flag ship of these scoundrel pirates - the swift and speedy tugboat, The Richard Key.

Its captain, a steely eyed, iron fisted man of the sea, whose name to this day cannot be whispered upon the Hudson with out sending security guards diving for cover in a gut shaking panic. For the sake of the Story, lets refer to my father as Captain "Dark Eye", master of the waters from the 59th street piers to the tip of Manhattan island.
In the years between the mid 1960's up until the early 1970's, their were none more adept at agility and covert operations than captain and crew of the Richard Key.

As night time befell the city and the residents sought shelter underneath the warmth of blankets in their homes, did the echoing of ship bells ring out, startling the stars themselves. there was no need for swords a blazing, nor was there necessity of blaring cannon fire, for the cover of a lonely tugboat looking for a port to lay her tired propellers to rest for the night, always did the trick. The Port masters weren't any less scurvy or dire, for they could be paid to glance away at the traffic in the street for a 20.00 dollar gold piece. it was whispered among all the wooded isles of the Hudson, "out of sight, out of mind", as the pass code and the coming of the pillaging and plundering of the mountains of imported goods from many a far away land.

And aye, they did plunder away and brought home the exotic treasures of the day. Many a day did arrive the worldly treasures through the doorways of my home. from freshly syphoned fuel, to banana bunches a plenty to finely crafted TV consoles, they did traverse the path ways of the Hudsons river to the main roads of the Garden State Parkway and down the little blackened paved street, awkwardly hanging from the back seat or overloaded trunk of a 1968 Pontiac le mans. Dark, like the captain Dark Eye himself, his faithful stallion of steel did carry his booty to his lair for all to see the riches that were spirited away in this excursion of duty.

My father was a pirate of the Hudson. One of many in the days of simple times, when outlaws provided for their families in ways that were never thought of as anything other than built from need. Yes i am a son of a pirate, and i can tell you, there are stories to be told, the likes of which you had to live to believe.
I am the Son of a pirate and proud to know these stories. And like many a good pirate story, they are to be continued.

this is theMightythor saying
See Ya!

Friday, April 11, 2008

Your Epidermis is Showing

Remember that joke from like 5th grade? your epidermis is showing. At that age, what the hell was an epidermis right? For all you knew, your friends learned a new word for penis and yours was sticking out. Or if a girl, it was a fancy way of saying, there is a nipple exposure bursting from your training bra, in which case just about every girl that age would be proud. it meant the booby fairy had laid her magic boobie wand upon her chest and womanhood was close at hand.

Now that the Chain of naked vlogging videos are popping out on Youtube (literally), it just makes me wonder about this American culture of ours.

I am besides myself that we remain such a puritan society about nudity, let alone sex. I fully realize this country was started by overly dressed pilgrims afraid to even disrobe in the dark in front of anyone and that they believed the body was a temple of sin if we gave into the lust of the flesh.

Is it me or does any one else wanna go back in time and drop kick those pricks back over the ocean. Why couldn't the pilgrims have been a group of nudist pagans looking for a field to dance around naked in? I am pretty sure the Indians would have like the white man better if we paraded around naked like a bunch of hippies at Woodstock.

So why do we so sacredly hold on to this belief when other countries seemed to have made the leap. On any given day, providing its warm, a french citizen will gleefully throw off their clothes to sit on a beach on the Cote` Azur in the buff with out the bat of an eye. and it doesn't matter the age.

As an American visiting France, i basically pissed off the girl i took over there because of the head whipping force my eyes were causing, staring at all the breasts there. but that's a natural American reaction, WOW BOOBIES, i Must see them ALL!

But after a few days of wondering why i was getting migraines from neck strain, it dawned on me. At the age of 24 i had an epiphany. Look at how beautiful the landscape is when it is covered with the human body of any age and gender. And what stood out the most, contrary to my American up bringing, it seems so "normal" to just be topless or naked in such a way that the residents there didn't drop on their hind quarters and start howling at all the moons there. there was such an appreciation of the human body it transcended any hint of sex.

I adopted that attitude for the rest of my entire life. Our American culture is all to ready to embrace or glorify violence over nudity unless of course you will be nude and violent, then that seems ok. But god forbid a woman or man, stepping calmly onto a beach semi nude or completely nude, do the puritans start screaming "Satan has left the tanning salon and stepped off into the sand". frankly, the only people screaming that are the people no one would want to see naked any way. lets just say they let their bodies reform in the the un-molded clay it once was?

Isn't that just the thought right there? On network news, they will proudly show, with a small warning, half a dozen bodies being thrown across the sky like human rain drops, yet blur any nude body that might be in the next story? Hang on, my brain just tilted like a pinball machine, i am resetting now.

According to psychology, two thoughts circumnavigate the brain every seven seconds - sex and death. every advertising commercial hints at either of those thoughts. there is a 70 billion dollar a year of porn bought in the USA alone, yet no one admits to buying it. Instead of teaching our children about the responsibility of sex, we feed them birth control at ages as early as 5th grade.
(yes there are well over 1700 middle schools in the USA that have that policy). did you ever wonder why Blue is used in the majority of commercials? (its the most attractive color to the human eye)

But we will let them watch Rambo blow up half a dozen soldiers in some made for TV movie? But don't you dare tell them any thing about nudity. No no No you bad bad puppy. did you know, 70% of marriages around the world end because of bad sexual relations in a marriage?

Maybe drop kicking the pilgrims is too kind! maybe i should take the eye for an eye approach, get drunk, bash their brains in, film it and send it back to the future for a made for Disney movie. yeah i never claimed to have answers, only pent up frustration stemming from lack of nudity in my life all because of some penguin imitators who were to stupid to move SOUTH where its warm and would influence the wearing of less clothes. Maybe that's it! Damn the weather, it caused all this lack of Nudity. damn god for not giving us a clothes repelling body. and maybe damn us....Damn us for not being vocal enough against this squeaky wheel mentality we have here. we are too easy going to protest, i guess this is what we deserve. even no decision is a decision, just like zero is a number. Damn us all for embracing violence over nudity.

I think will go stand in front of a mrror , beat myself up and feel better about my self.

****Note: the picture displayed was chosen because in my eyes, there is nothing more beautiful then when a new mother stands before a mirror and smiles at the birth of her child. its the beginning of the circle of life and holds so much promise. and that in itself is beautiful.****

this is theMightyThor saying
SEEEEE YA!

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Mystery of Magibon

Now that everyone has had their say, its my turn. Never have i ever seen someone smash the mold like Magibon.

While i fully understand the Internet is still predominately male between the ages of 10-99, are they really THAT horny? Imagine if you will for one second, almost every one of them coming to youtube, they see a pretty face, click the video.

Click a Date perhaps? cant be that easy can it? Wow, if so i am dating a lot of Internet hotties! funny how they never seem to call back? Am i a premature Clicker? WHAT? my doctor says it happens to everyone, he swears!

I can easily see the attraction: doe eyed, brown hair, demur and almost subservient looking in action and manner. if i didn't know any better, i would say she was the perfect model for cartoon amine female, which i am a fan of by the way.

The Biggest failings of most human beings, is the inability to do research. No one wants to take the time to do it, its too time consuming. Oh yeah like, there is so much going on you cant Google something. Pulllleease! how bout you skip five minutes on the American idol site and give it a go, eh? it seems everyone wants all information right out there on a silver platter. F-ing Slackers!

Maybe its because of the type of work i am in, Computer programming, that makes it easy for me to think logically. I need to find something(step 1), i go to Google(step2), i type in the object of my research(step 3) and BANG! i read thru the findings(step 4). Ok, its stuff nerds dream about: records, listings, statistics, information blabbade blah blah Puke! (Ooops did i get my nerd goop on you, geeze ma bad!)

Well what do you know, everyone is talking about Magibon(Mririan). Seems she is "weird". "I mean really, she just sits and stares at a camera, mutters some words in Japanese" (which she learned on her own i might add, lets see you do it) and shyly smiles to the outside world. and your problem with that is?

Everyone has tried to grasp the concept of Magibon. Brookers went for the obvious: "its an internet ad agency building up to a movie advertisement". meh, She's still bitter over that whole lonelyGirl15 thingy. Hughsnews, my friend, went the same route, but can ya blame him? i'd follow brookers off a cliff, but only because she would make me laugh all the way down. (ok i find her quite beautiful as well, so i got that going for me too!). I could probably go on about who has said what about Magibon, but why bother? remember people, nerd here! i mean "RESEARCH NERD" here. didnt we just share an intimate moment involving nerd goop?

Before i reveal anything about magibon, let me make one thing perfectly clear, i love the mystery that surrounds her. I think it is stunning and quite humorous to watch the younger pack of wolves run circles around her trying to invade the geisha robes, and she merely bats an eyelash at them and they are gone. No i wont reveal a thing about her to you, how ever, you will be left with my impression of her from what i found on the net.

from my sources, she is bright and articulate but does have a temper. (Who doesnt?) When she isnt looking like a gorgeous come to life anime character on youtube, she actually resembles a younger jessica alba. (if you did your research you would know what i am talking about).

She actually Lives within the walls of a ninja filled monastery, protected at all times against evil. Many reports state that on any new moon night, she rises from her balcony during a song bird like incantation and lights the skys over the mountains of japan until the Moon comes back to its waxing phase. (The locals say this is done to keep Godzilla from attacking Tokyo). Many a dignitary has sought council with her and they say she speaks many languages but thru person to person telepathy. infact, only the recipient of the telepathy truly knows what happens during those moments of connection with the mythical Magibon. others only shrink from a ultra bright light emanating from the meeting point.

her videos on youtube are actually secret messages to the world out side and can only be heard by those that have had council with her. the head movements, eye movements and bashful looks are all parts of a language she created during her "learning period" prior to being released on the world form her tropical kingdom some where near the Easter islands.

Oh yeah that http://www.magibon.com/ site, evil. Yes the imps of the demonic world had only one place to send her a message, so they dressed up in robes and gas masks, couldnt hold the camera straight, much less line the projector up right. The drawings really sucks, which shows how un-creative they are and the Japanese language is suspect. i translated it, it basically says , "we love cows, cows go moo. i want to ride a rubber chicken. i will name my rubber chicken magibon".
(in actuality the site was set up by a film student in sweden who thought it would make a good web series, he discusses it in this link: http://xorsyst.com/stuff/magibonfreakout.htm

In closing, irregardless of what you think about Magibon, you have to give her credit. her dream was to go to japan from her island kingdom. before she could do that she needed to earn money to give to the poor there. so she recognized her powers over the less intellectual males of this world, and taking full advantage of that got a partnership with youtube and averages about 1.2 million views for each 30-45 second clip of her eating pizza. (I hear that is magical pizza and is sprinkled with Unicorn Horn dust, which revives her powers. she uses pizza because the horn dust tastes like Maguwai poop, go figure)

yes i think she is intelligent. Yes i think she is humorous and has a great sense of comedy. Yeah, i think she is beautiful. yes i am a fan.And NO I DONT WANT TO BANG her! frankly, she'd unbutton one of her a shirt buttons and i would be done. and there is no doctor thats gonna tell me that happens to every one!

this is theMightythor saying
SEEEEEEE YA
magibonは私の友人と彼女はすごいと思う。

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

I Revel in my Reputation

It goes with out saying, I fully understand my reputation on Youtube. Show me a guy my age that doesn’t want to hang out with young hot chicks and I will either show you a corpse or a happily gay man.


But I really think my problem is with every one Else's perception of me. sure, its easy to go for the obvious, I’m looking to bang a young chick. Is it me or is the English speaking world always looking for the easy answer? Maybe it’s the entire world that goes for it.

I am a man. I dig chicks, but unlike most men, and ladies you can take this to the bank, the last thing on my mind is sex. Oh oh, you’re choking on your soda right now. Here is the liberating thing about blogs, I can actually tell the truth here. There is too much temptation that I fall for as a vlogger, that wont let me get away with that statement. I Am too much of an “otter on camera”
that I will allow my self to let those thoughts roam to any end I am thinking of. Yeah I am a flirt, yeah I look so much better with a hot chick on my arm. Yeah, I wonder what they look like naked. But that’s where it ends. Let me explain my belief in performing the ACT.

Why in this world do I want to sweat my beads of love juice all over some one I don’t truly love? Whats the point? I am gonna work hard, do all the things to a young female over the age of 18 to give her the best time I can, to what impress her with my virility? To prove to my self and her that I am a damn MAN?

I don’t think so. In my entire life, I have never been like that…oh wait check that, during the years I was a lead singer in a band I was a total whore. I once banged my girlfriends best friend in a club, in the back by the bathroom while my girlfriend sat patiently at the table and didn’t give it a second thought. Oh like you didn’t do that once in our life, Puuuuuulllleeaassse.
I was about 21-24 as I recall my whore years. But let me tell you now what that taught me.

In my younger years I was an absolute , one hundred percent hopeless romantic. I mean full fledged, diluted youth that expected fireworks, bells and whistles when you
You got your first kiss. Yeah, A Complete and Utter GIRL, thats what I was, a freaking utter girl between the ages of 10-20. and what did it get me? 10 years of hope and failure, but I persisted because in my little heart and even smaller brain, rang out the words of the wee folk:
I do believe in love, I do I do, I do believe in love I do I do.

Some where around 20 I got angry, and I started to get noticed. All of a sudden, being on that stage , singing my little brains off thru a wash of drunken euphoria, all off a sudden, kid in the candy shop. So for the next few years, Thor the whore reigned supreme.

Everything comes full circle as you get older. All of a sudden, my conscious got to me and I couldn’t do it any more. i swore off everything as far as relationships go for many years
to punish my self for the recklessness rock and roll had given me. I went into celibation stage. No not celebration, celibation. I remained celibate and masturbated a lot, thus celibation.
And where am I now? Full circle people, full circle.

I am now back to being what I was when I was 12, a complete and utter girl. But this time its different. I am so comfortable in my skin these days. I happen to like who I am. And if you are sitting there thinking you know me from my reputation, slap your self on the back, you are prejudice. You assume my on aire personality is me, when it is anything but. While this is the subject of another blog, I am always amazed, even by my own mistakes in that regard, how we think we know each other thru our vlogs, but again, lets stay on topic donkey boy.

Yeah I flirt. Yeah I like hanging out with hot chicks. Here are three reasons why I like young chicks over woman my own age:

1.) older chicks cant go all night, they just cant keep up with me. if you don’t believe it, try me.
I have a reputation as a drinker and believe me, that much is true, I can drink tequila like its nobodies business
2.) younger chicks talk about fun-ner things. Younger chicks tend to be less opinionated or jaded. Draw your own conclusions, it is refreshing
3.) younger chicks are energy sources. In a lot of ways, i feel like an energy vampire. the more i hang with them the more charged up i get.

Now I have had the extreme pleasure of having some really great young ladies in my ”posse” over the past year. Go thru my video you’ll see them. Beyond flirting, I have never once hit on any of them. Sure a few good, “you know you want me” jokes but beyond that, and I think you can ask any of them, I look out for them and I am a gentleman.

And again here is where prejudice comes into play, unless you were there, you assume something happened. It’s the worst of human traits, because after all we are all voyeurs and we all enjoy gossip. I mean that’s the premise of soap operas isn’t it? I don’t watch soap operas, in fact they annoy the hell out of me.

Its all a matter of perception, I believe it was john travolta who quoted Houdini in a movie called swordfish, “what the eyes perceives the mind believes”

Ya wanna know the type of guy I am? In my life time, I have never dated any one over the age of 26, and we are referring to adult years here, High school different story.

Now that I have achieved a certain level of maturity, I would really have a serious concern if one of those girls thought going to bed with me was a good thing? They would have to have the best reason in the world to make me think otherwise. You’re chortling again, I am telling you the truth here, you are making up fantasies in your mind.

Quite frankly, I prefer a cuddle and good fun conversation. I am more into foreplay than sex. I like some one with a wit about them. I am the type of guy who wont “insert your description here” in a girls mouth because sooner or later, my lips are gonna go there. yeah I smelled it once when I was younger, and it certainly didn’t smell like candy to me! so if it aint going in my mouth, it aint going in hers. Hey people, you are reading the words of a guy who uses baby wipes during bathroom activities because I am so afraid one day I will be in an accident, break a hip and they would see the tale of woe in my undies that first aid people would look at me, look at each other and say. Christ this guy cant even wipe his own ass right, let the bastard die!

So here I am hopeless romantic. You know I still believe I will meet the right girl when the song “this magic moment” by jay and the Americans, comes on the radio out of no where.
My Idea of love will always remain an image of an eighty year old couple, holding hands in the park still in love after 60 years of marriage.

That’s love, people, that’s love.
Still chuckling to yourself? Some people tell the truth, its up to others to believe it.
i revel in my reputation

this is theMightyThor saying
SEEEEEE YA!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

The Man in the Box

As i am sitting around the airport after a fun filled weekend up in the northeast, waiting on my flight.Seems there are storms in Florida right now delaying aircraft. FAGS! whats a little turbulence between friends?

I am quite happy with the man in the box video. it was more than therapeutic, it was cleansing. It is videos like these, that help you clear your mind, exile demons and forget the links to the past. as in everything in this world, everything comes full circle and there is a balance to everything.
Everyone knows its hard to lose friends, or people you thought were your friends. look around you now and think back a year, two years, five years. how many of those friends are still there?

Man in the Box whole theme was entitlement. what is some one else entitled to? what are you entitled to? are you actually entitled to anything in this world.? think about it and be honest.

Its amazing as your subscriber base grows, how people get a sense of connection to the video creator. i am often astounded how people think they make a connection with a person who they view on a video by video basis, even though you may not be seeing the real person, just this slice of a personality. and in accepting that slice, its amazing how a very small few feel as if they are now entitled to more of the video creator.

trust me when i tell you, i am lucky so far. i think i have one of the best subscriber bases ever. i get good advice from them, i get great laughs from their comments and i really receive, little or no hate......until recently.

the partnership video pulled alot of people out of the woodwork to focus on my channel, people i had only glimpses of, or past interactions with before i understood the under pinnings of youtube. yes, people i once called friends.

i can take criticism very well. what i don't take is name calling, twisting words to make your argument or the occasional monkeys that are pissed i didn't throw them a banana when they scratched their asses, sniffed their fingers and fell out of the tree.

i block with impunity, if it is not known, let it be so now. this is a game to me. some people think they are too big to be blocked and get their egos hurt over it all. sorry gang, the channel is themightythor1212, i believe that means it is my sole discretion what i want to do on it. here is some whine to wash down those crackers.

I have a creative side left over from days as a band member, song writer and performer. those days are long gone now but, the creativity still lingers. i actually will stop in the middle of the day and write songs, ideas down so i don't forget them as i am apt to do!

the Man in the box video is a statement, its a shield against the dark arts of he who's name cannot be said. the video is saying, once i knew you or thought i did. once we called each other friends, so much so i felt obligated at the time to stand by your side. And when your anger and bitterness over took you, it was not my road to follow. i cannot live your life for you, if you feel bitterness and revenge are your only roads in life, so be it. i will say goodbye to you and wish you well.

the actual "Man in the box" is focused on people who perceive they have some kind of power that that gives them an entitlement to provoke you into a drama situation. They think that something that they upload to youtube will some how permeate the screen and take on a life of its own in a real world.

But that is simply a bad belief system.

there is so much more going on in a life outside that box, you will never cross that line, so no matter what you say in that little box, it rises and dies with in the lines of the Internet and never comes to any kind of life. therefore , it is meaningless and does change a thing in my life.
and that's it in a nut shell. it is hater proof shield that says, you are just a man in the box, a former friend, you cannot leave that box and i will not give you a voice by fighting you.

this is the last of the serious blogs for now. and i also promised my self i would make them shorter. Consider this your notice!

Next up, lets talk about sex baby!

see ya
Themightythor1212

Friday, April 4, 2008

the pärt'nər-shĭp' Videos

pärt'nər-shĭp' - the act of working together for a common goal.

While 95% of the people understood the video, i was surprised at the responses to the partnership videos. I thought it was an easy business concept to understand. But again for those that didn't get it, here it is again in text form.

Youtube established a partnership program in order to share the proceeds from the hard work individuals do that generates Youtubes income. So much creativity goes into alot of videos - the work of thinking, editing, and acting out the videos is deserving of some reward as well as, as far i am concerned, extra attention. In establishing the partnership program, certain users were selected based on the criteria that Youtube and Google set fourth. I don't know what that is because when you look at the selected candidates, the range of views and subscribers vary greatly.

I purposely didn't appear in the first video because it wasn't about me. it was about the theory of working with partners. in a partnership, defined by US business law, it is the union of two entities to share the cost and profits from the joint business venture. when you agree to the partnership documents, it clearly states in the documents, the establishment of said partnership. I wonder if the people that argued that point actually read thru the terms of the agreement because that was one of the major discussion points of the video.

the second bone of contention was that i said it be hooves me to no end how the profit angle didn't click in. It is in Youtubes best interest to feature a partner video SHOULD THE VIDEO contain feature-able content. It brings in subscribers to the partner, which in turn brings up viewership, which in turn raises revenue. 1+ 1+ 1 = 3 or so i thought.

At this time, i want to stop and make a point of, what seemed to me, an obvious fact. there have been no regular vlogging partners featured since they became partners. think about it. yeah they were all featured before becoming a partner. I think Zack Scott got featured recently. Now compare that to the "paying partners" that are in the 3 out of every 4 "Promoted videos" that appear in the lower right of the Youtube Homepage?

Yeah there are those partners that have massive amounts of subscribers that appear on the Front page under most active videos on the top of Youtubes home page, but that is subscriber based interaction. the only person that breaks that mold is Magibon, the very cute girl who stares at the camera for 30 seconds at a time, but in a future Blog i will get to it, because frankly i am a fan of hers.

Back to the discussion. Vlogging partners and business partners are not on a level playing field. A Partner with 800 subs cannot possibly earn any revenue unless they get help from the mother ship. Even some one the likes of LisaNova, HughsNews, Nalts, nutcheese, Zipster

will hardly grow a subscriber base with out that kind of help. so in the business sense, how does this help the mother ship (youtube) bring in more profits?

By periodically, and remember i used that word, featuring partners, revenue increases. Look, you cant argue that Nalts and LisaNova et all, put out some quality stuff, they do. They deserve, IMHO, to be featured as a reward for that work to help increase the profits on both sides of the partnership. you get raises at work don't you? i look at it as it is a bonus or a raise for a job well done.

Now it really became a circular argument because all of a sudden I was the partner whining that i wasn't being featured. thus the second video. and still people couldn't get over the fact a partner was "whining", i believe the term was used, about not being featured. I put out videos and very rarely if ever do i feel i deserve a feature. However, i never once said i deserved to be featured. it went on and on and on to a point where i felt the discussion was like a swirling, clogged toilet. it had to be plunged and i did so by privatising the videos. hey gang we have to live up to one fact, the channel is themightythor1212, if i feel like privatising a video i created, off it goes!

What did i get out of all this? there are really some desperate people out there with nothing else to do but argue. If you didn't get it, ask a question. i answer all of my comments.

oh and the last thing - blocking. this really boggled my mind? Seriously, who cares if theMightyThor1212 Blocks you. i have just under 1700 subs, i am known to a relatively small group of people. so i blocked you, get over your ego. i don't get paid enough to put up with bullshit. and i am really not a good mascohist.

Why did some people get blocked? frankly, they don't watch my channel enough to leave the comments they made about my videos or understand my points of focus. (in fact alot of people that got blocked came over from some other channel because the video was passed to them by another person) Again, the channel says TheMightyThor1212, if i think a comment is harmful or hurtful, its getting deleted and you will be blocked. I Block with impunity. its not an ego thing on my part, if you cant leave constructive criticism and you are there to badger me, dont bother, you'll get one shot and one shot only. Again, i don't get paid enough to be badgered and i am not into S&M. On my channel, as in my house, if i invite you in, you are NOT ENTITLED to move things around as you see fit and thats largely because i would never do that to you.

I am sure this will whip up a world wind of discussion so go have fun, this is the last i will say on the matter. remember people, there are plenty of channels on youtube, you dont like mine? Click the browser back button and move on. this is a hobby for me, i am not here seeking fame or fortune.

Man in the Box video explained next and what it has to do with the word entitlement!

this is theMightythor
saying SEE YA

Thursday, April 3, 2008

And So it begins.....

After months of reading blogs of everyone from Caitlin hill to Nalts to tokenBlackChic, i decided to overlook the cliff ahead and dive right in. Its amazing the appeal of a blog. all of a sudden, i am now liberated to spew my thoughts out onto the world in a hap-hazard, unruly way. just blow it out there like burst of air from my lungs. And what is it i have to say? it seemed so profound a few moments ago.

I have thoughts, ideas that keep ramming against my skull like a trapped elephant trying to get back to the mother land or more likely the African plains, to roam free from this captivity and bounce along the warm waves and gentle grasses of some wide open world. my only fear? Caitlin Hill will stop by and correct my grammar and/or spelling. Lucky for me, there is a spell checker here. ;) the grammar is cultural, she cant argue with me there.

By now you are asking your self, what thought could have possibly, so over whelmingly, convinced me that these words have to freed into cyberspace. ok maybe your not asking yourself that, sorry i am projecting on you. but lets suspend reality for one minute and say for arguments sake, you were?

Well brace yourself here it is. Dammit i lost my train of thought..... oh wait, no i didn't, i got it.

If you don't know, i am a you tuber. nobody big, just a guy with a camera, some software and a few ideas from time to time. in my time on youtube, i never thought to make a blog. i thought vlogging was it. that anything that could be said, will be said and edited in video. (and now the image of a man continually running into a brick wall and falling down comes to mind, I am that man)

Ok back to the blog now, bloodied but feeling better.

I talk to a lot of youtubers, especially those i feel have a talent and an intellect that is lacking in the majority of this world. i do it because, in some ways i am attracted (as in magnetism, not sexually) to the type of person that can start, maintain and take me to climax in a conversation. maybe i should have used the word, end point, when referring to conversations. oh well point made. now that i am some what "seasoned", i really find it odd that these same people that i converse with, try so hard to convince you they are just normal people. i am one of those people, but yet here we are with our blogs, vlogs, stories, slices into our lives, revealing pieces of ourselves we would not show to our mothers, brothers, sisters or fathers. but to the strangers who we barely know, we are the people with the lamp shades on our heads, the center point of controversy, the middle of the discussion, the target of the topic. here we are.

This is my literal foreplay, i am teasing you. and you wonder why i chose the word climax to define ending?

In this world very few people can do what we as youtubers do. think about it for a second. i am not gods gift to anything except a trash can. yet i can, at a moments notice, flip that camera on and reveal one of my multiple personalities. (i better slow down, this fore play is stimulating climax way too fast, i swear i am a better literal lover than that, remember this is my first time, tell me you'll hang with me.)

isn't that the trick though? the secret to every youtuber. just stop for a second and think. does it happen to you? i know for a fact when i step in front of the camera, my brain metamorphisizes into another being, and i can see my self as if i am off to the left and there i am, charging a guy on stilts, making a prank phone call, or trying to figure out how can i get choice shots of me in a
  • 1.) jail cell
  • 2.) walking thru a church scene
  • 3.) flying along side a 757 making faces at the passengers or better yet, pointing to the rear of the plane and mouthing the words "YOUR GAS CAP IS OPEN! YOUR GAS CAP IS OPEN!".

About now you're thinking, Dude they make medicine for that. Ordinarily i would agree. Ordinarily i maybe the recipient of those pills. but here it is people, the thought that drove me to blogging. lay back, i think i am bringing you to climax now in my own personal way, with my fingers, so just lay back and enjoy this, you don't have to reciprocate in any way, its all about you right now.

i believe that every talented youtuber is or has some form of schizophrenia going on at any one given time. and the only difference that separates us from the people who need that soul soothing pill is a word called intellect.

our intellect allows us to route or channel these thoughts into a creative purpose, dare i say comedic? Oh oh oh, i know, WOW some climax mighty Thor,i already knew this. as i said, lay back now its all about you.

did you really think these thoughts? did this concept REALLY ever grip you and pull you into its fold? I sincerely doubt it.

every youtuber i know seems to live in a state of denial. every single F-ing one of them will sit and stare you right in the eye and say, dude i am just a regualr person. I do it all the time. and all through our humility and humbleness, we fervently deny our own uniqueness as people/talent that was unrealized and led us to the screens of youtube.

right about now you should be just at the point where i take my hand away and bring out my favorite imaginary toy, the JACK HAMMER, to fulfill my promise of climax to you, after all, its a you day.

And the thought that drove me and you into literal Ecstasy is now about to be jack hammered into your brain in such a manner as to hit your stimulus zones with such great force, you will return here again and again just for that guilty pleasure, the "just one more time and i'll go" feeling.

I am awash in unrealized talent. thats what this whole thing is, this mascarade we are in day after day after day. a pool of hot, steamy, salivating unrealized talent that is one of the largest pleasures i have had to explore and experience in my human existence. it is in all sincerity, a human interactive virus HIV. and we all want it. and we all need it. we fall into it like a roman slave girl into the emperors orgy, kicking and screaming of how much we dont want to do it, but there we are like good little whores servicing our masters.

if you were honest with yourself and admit it and you can now reach for the cigarette and in hale deeply. and i can now walk away knowing, i have given you a quickie for the day.

Of course me being a male, you can lie to me and tell me during the breakup you faked every orgasm. go ahead i wont believe it anyway. but until then, i think i'll go in the kitchen and fix your favorite snack and hand feed it to you, you look famished right now.

this is the Mighty thor saying
SEEE YA!