The Mystery of Magibon

Now that everyone has had their say, its my turn. Never have i ever seen someone smash the mold like Magibon.

While i fully understand the Internet is still predominately male between the ages of 10-99, are they really THAT horny? Imagine if you will for one second, almost every one of them coming to youtube, they see a pretty face, click the video.

Click a Date perhaps? cant be that easy can it? Wow, if so i am dating a lot of Internet hotties! funny how they never seem to call back? Am i a premature Clicker? WHAT? my doctor says it happens to everyone, he swears!

I can easily see the attraction: doe eyed, brown hair, demur and almost subservient looking in action and manner. if i didn't know any better, i would say she was the perfect model for cartoon amine female, which i am a fan of by the way.

The Biggest failings of most human beings, is the inability to do research. No one wants to take the time to do it, its too time consuming. Oh yeah like, there is so much going on you cant Google something. Pulllleease! how bout you skip five minutes on the American idol site and give it a go, eh? it seems everyone wants all information right out there on a silver platter. F-ing Slackers!

Maybe its because of the type of work i am in, Computer programming, that makes it easy for me to think logically. I need to find something(step 1), i go to Google(step2), i type in the object of my research(step 3) and BANG! i read thru the findings(step 4). Ok, its stuff nerds dream about: records, listings, statistics, information blabbade blah blah Puke! (Ooops did i get my nerd goop on you, geeze ma bad!)

Well what do you know, everyone is talking about Magibon(Mririan). Seems she is "weird". "I mean really, she just sits and stares at a camera, mutters some words in Japanese" (which she learned on her own i might add, lets see you do it) and shyly smiles to the outside world. and your problem with that is?

Everyone has tried to grasp the concept of Magibon. Brookers went for the obvious: "its an internet ad agency building up to a movie advertisement". meh, She's still bitter over that whole lonelyGirl15 thingy. Hughsnews, my friend, went the same route, but can ya blame him? i'd follow brookers off a cliff, but only because she would make me laugh all the way down. (ok i find her quite beautiful as well, so i got that going for me too!). I could probably go on about who has said what about Magibon, but why bother? remember people, nerd here! i mean "RESEARCH NERD" here. didnt we just share an intimate moment involving nerd goop?

Before i reveal anything about magibon, let me make one thing perfectly clear, i love the mystery that surrounds her. I think it is stunning and quite humorous to watch the younger pack of wolves run circles around her trying to invade the geisha robes, and she merely bats an eyelash at them and they are gone. No i wont reveal a thing about her to you, how ever, you will be left with my impression of her from what i found on the net.

from my sources, she is bright and articulate but does have a temper. (Who doesnt?) When she isnt looking like a gorgeous come to life anime character on youtube, she actually resembles a younger jessica alba. (if you did your research you would know what i am talking about).

She actually Lives within the walls of a ninja filled monastery, protected at all times against evil. Many reports state that on any new moon night, she rises from her balcony during a song bird like incantation and lights the skys over the mountains of japan until the Moon comes back to its waxing phase. (The locals say this is done to keep Godzilla from attacking Tokyo). Many a dignitary has sought council with her and they say she speaks many languages but thru person to person telepathy. infact, only the recipient of the telepathy truly knows what happens during those moments of connection with the mythical Magibon. others only shrink from a ultra bright light emanating from the meeting point.

her videos on youtube are actually secret messages to the world out side and can only be heard by those that have had council with her. the head movements, eye movements and bashful looks are all parts of a language she created during her "learning period" prior to being released on the world form her tropical kingdom some where near the Easter islands.

Oh yeah that http://www.magibon.com/ site, evil. Yes the imps of the demonic world had only one place to send her a message, so they dressed up in robes and gas masks, couldnt hold the camera straight, much less line the projector up right. The drawings really sucks, which shows how un-creative they are and the Japanese language is suspect. i translated it, it basically says , "we love cows, cows go moo. i want to ride a rubber chicken. i will name my rubber chicken magibon".
(in actuality the site was set up by a film student in sweden who thought it would make a good web series, he discusses it in this link: http://xorsyst.com/stuff/magibonfreakout.htm

In closing, irregardless of what you think about Magibon, you have to give her credit. her dream was to go to japan from her island kingdom. before she could do that she needed to earn money to give to the poor there. so she recognized her powers over the less intellectual males of this world, and taking full advantage of that got a partnership with youtube and averages about 1.2 million views for each 30-45 second clip of her eating pizza. (I hear that is magical pizza and is sprinkled with Unicorn Horn dust, which revives her powers. she uses pizza because the horn dust tastes like Maguwai poop, go figure)

yes i think she is intelligent. Yes i think she is humorous and has a great sense of comedy. Yeah, i think she is beautiful. yes i am a fan.And NO I DONT WANT TO BANG her! frankly, she'd unbutton one of her a shirt buttons and i would be done. and there is no doctor thats gonna tell me that happens to every one!

this is theMightythor saying
SEEEEEEE YA
magibonは私の友人と彼女はすごいと思う。

I Revel in my Reputation

It goes with out saying, I fully understand my reputation on Youtube. Show me a guy my age that doesn’t want to hang out with young hot chicks and I will either show you a corpse or a happily gay man.


But I really think my problem is with every one Else's perception of me. sure, its easy to go for the obvious, I’m looking to bang a young chick. Is it me or is the English speaking world always looking for the easy answer? Maybe it’s the entire world that goes for it.

I am a man. I dig chicks, but unlike most men, and ladies you can take this to the bank, the last thing on my mind is sex. Oh oh, you’re choking on your soda right now. Here is the liberating thing about blogs, I can actually tell the truth here. There is too much temptation that I fall for as a vlogger, that wont let me get away with that statement. I Am too much of an “otter on camera”
that I will allow my self to let those thoughts roam to any end I am thinking of. Yeah I am a flirt, yeah I look so much better with a hot chick on my arm. Yeah, I wonder what they look like naked. But that’s where it ends. Let me explain my belief in performing the ACT.

Why in this world do I want to sweat my beads of love juice all over some one I don’t truly love? Whats the point? I am gonna work hard, do all the things to a young female over the age of 18 to give her the best time I can, to what impress her with my virility? To prove to my self and her that I am a damn MAN?

I don’t think so. In my entire life, I have never been like that…oh wait check that, during the years I was a lead singer in a band I was a total whore. I once banged my girlfriends best friend in a club, in the back by the bathroom while my girlfriend sat patiently at the table and didn’t give it a second thought. Oh like you didn’t do that once in our life, Puuuuuulllleeaassse.
I was about 21-24 as I recall my whore years. But let me tell you now what that taught me.

In my younger years I was an absolute , one hundred percent hopeless romantic. I mean full fledged, diluted youth that expected fireworks, bells and whistles when you
You got your first kiss. Yeah, A Complete and Utter GIRL, thats what I was, a freaking utter girl between the ages of 10-20. and what did it get me? 10 years of hope and failure, but I persisted because in my little heart and even smaller brain, rang out the words of the wee folk:
I do believe in love, I do I do, I do believe in love I do I do.

Some where around 20 I got angry, and I started to get noticed. All of a sudden, being on that stage , singing my little brains off thru a wash of drunken euphoria, all off a sudden, kid in the candy shop. So for the next few years, Thor the whore reigned supreme.

Everything comes full circle as you get older. All of a sudden, my conscious got to me and I couldn’t do it any more. i swore off everything as far as relationships go for many years
to punish my self for the recklessness rock and roll had given me. I went into celibation stage. No not celebration, celibation. I remained celibate and masturbated a lot, thus celibation.
And where am I now? Full circle people, full circle.

I am now back to being what I was when I was 12, a complete and utter girl. But this time its different. I am so comfortable in my skin these days. I happen to like who I am. And if you are sitting there thinking you know me from my reputation, slap your self on the back, you are prejudice. You assume my on aire personality is me, when it is anything but. While this is the subject of another blog, I am always amazed, even by my own mistakes in that regard, how we think we know each other thru our vlogs, but again, lets stay on topic donkey boy.

Yeah I flirt. Yeah I like hanging out with hot chicks. Here are three reasons why I like young chicks over woman my own age:

1.) older chicks cant go all night, they just cant keep up with me. if you don’t believe it, try me.
I have a reputation as a drinker and believe me, that much is true, I can drink tequila like its nobodies business
2.) younger chicks talk about fun-ner things. Younger chicks tend to be less opinionated or jaded. Draw your own conclusions, it is refreshing
3.) younger chicks are energy sources. In a lot of ways, i feel like an energy vampire. the more i hang with them the more charged up i get.

Now I have had the extreme pleasure of having some really great young ladies in my ”posse” over the past year. Go thru my video you’ll see them. Beyond flirting, I have never once hit on any of them. Sure a few good, “you know you want me” jokes but beyond that, and I think you can ask any of them, I look out for them and I am a gentleman.

And again here is where prejudice comes into play, unless you were there, you assume something happened. It’s the worst of human traits, because after all we are all voyeurs and we all enjoy gossip. I mean that’s the premise of soap operas isn’t it? I don’t watch soap operas, in fact they annoy the hell out of me.

Its all a matter of perception, I believe it was john travolta who quoted Houdini in a movie called swordfish, “what the eyes perceives the mind believes”

Ya wanna know the type of guy I am? In my life time, I have never dated any one over the age of 26, and we are referring to adult years here, High school different story.

Now that I have achieved a certain level of maturity, I would really have a serious concern if one of those girls thought going to bed with me was a good thing? They would have to have the best reason in the world to make me think otherwise. You’re chortling again, I am telling you the truth here, you are making up fantasies in your mind.

Quite frankly, I prefer a cuddle and good fun conversation. I am more into foreplay than sex. I like some one with a wit about them. I am the type of guy who wont “insert your description here” in a girls mouth because sooner or later, my lips are gonna go there. yeah I smelled it once when I was younger, and it certainly didn’t smell like candy to me! so if it aint going in my mouth, it aint going in hers. Hey people, you are reading the words of a guy who uses baby wipes during bathroom activities because I am so afraid one day I will be in an accident, break a hip and they would see the tale of woe in my undies that first aid people would look at me, look at each other and say. Christ this guy cant even wipe his own ass right, let the bastard die!

So here I am hopeless romantic. You know I still believe I will meet the right girl when the song “this magic moment” by jay and the Americans, comes on the radio out of no where.
My Idea of love will always remain an image of an eighty year old couple, holding hands in the park still in love after 60 years of marriage.

That’s love, people, that’s love.
Still chuckling to yourself? Some people tell the truth, its up to others to believe it.
i revel in my reputation

this is theMightyThor saying
SEEEEEE YA!

The Man in the Box

As i am sitting around the airport after a fun filled weekend up in the northeast, waiting on my flight.Seems there are storms in Florida right now delaying aircraft. FAGS! whats a little turbulence between friends?

I am quite happy with the man in the box video. it was more than therapeutic, it was cleansing. It is videos like these, that help you clear your mind, exile demons and forget the links to the past. as in everything in this world, everything comes full circle and there is a balance to everything.
Everyone knows its hard to lose friends, or people you thought were your friends. look around you now and think back a year, two years, five years. how many of those friends are still there?

Man in the Box whole theme was entitlement. what is some one else entitled to? what are you entitled to? are you actually entitled to anything in this world.? think about it and be honest.

Its amazing as your subscriber base grows, how people get a sense of connection to the video creator. i am often astounded how people think they make a connection with a person who they view on a video by video basis, even though you may not be seeing the real person, just this slice of a personality. and in accepting that slice, its amazing how a very small few feel as if they are now entitled to more of the video creator.

trust me when i tell you, i am lucky so far. i think i have one of the best subscriber bases ever. i get good advice from them, i get great laughs from their comments and i really receive, little or no hate......until recently.

the partnership video pulled alot of people out of the woodwork to focus on my channel, people i had only glimpses of, or past interactions with before i understood the under pinnings of youtube. yes, people i once called friends.

i can take criticism very well. what i don't take is name calling, twisting words to make your argument or the occasional monkeys that are pissed i didn't throw them a banana when they scratched their asses, sniffed their fingers and fell out of the tree.

i block with impunity, if it is not known, let it be so now. this is a game to me. some people think they are too big to be blocked and get their egos hurt over it all. sorry gang, the channel is themightythor1212, i believe that means it is my sole discretion what i want to do on it. here is some whine to wash down those crackers.

I have a creative side left over from days as a band member, song writer and performer. those days are long gone now but, the creativity still lingers. i actually will stop in the middle of the day and write songs, ideas down so i don't forget them as i am apt to do!

the Man in the box video is a statement, its a shield against the dark arts of he who's name cannot be said. the video is saying, once i knew you or thought i did. once we called each other friends, so much so i felt obligated at the time to stand by your side. And when your anger and bitterness over took you, it was not my road to follow. i cannot live your life for you, if you feel bitterness and revenge are your only roads in life, so be it. i will say goodbye to you and wish you well.

the actual "Man in the box" is focused on people who perceive they have some kind of power that that gives them an entitlement to provoke you into a drama situation. They think that something that they upload to youtube will some how permeate the screen and take on a life of its own in a real world.

But that is simply a bad belief system.

there is so much more going on in a life outside that box, you will never cross that line, so no matter what you say in that little box, it rises and dies with in the lines of the Internet and never comes to any kind of life. therefore , it is meaningless and does change a thing in my life.
and that's it in a nut shell. it is hater proof shield that says, you are just a man in the box, a former friend, you cannot leave that box and i will not give you a voice by fighting you.

this is the last of the serious blogs for now. and i also promised my self i would make them shorter. Consider this your notice!

Next up, lets talk about sex baby!

see ya
Themightythor1212

the pärt'nər-shĭp' Videos

pärt'nər-shĭp' - the act of working together for a common goal.

While 95% of the people understood the video, i was surprised at the responses to the partnership videos. I thought it was an easy business concept to understand. But again for those that didn't get it, here it is again in text form.

Youtube established a partnership program in order to share the proceeds from the hard work individuals do that generates Youtubes income. So much creativity goes into alot of videos - the work of thinking, editing, and acting out the videos is deserving of some reward as well as, as far i am concerned, extra attention. In establishing the partnership program, certain users were selected based on the criteria that Youtube and Google set fourth. I don't know what that is because when you look at the selected candidates, the range of views and subscribers vary greatly.

I purposely didn't appear in the first video because it wasn't about me. it was about the theory of working with partners. in a partnership, defined by US business law, it is the union of two entities to share the cost and profits from the joint business venture. when you agree to the partnership documents, it clearly states in the documents, the establishment of said partnership. I wonder if the people that argued that point actually read thru the terms of the agreement because that was one of the major discussion points of the video.

the second bone of contention was that i said it be hooves me to no end how the profit angle didn't click in. It is in Youtubes best interest to feature a partner video SHOULD THE VIDEO contain feature-able content. It brings in subscribers to the partner, which in turn brings up viewership, which in turn raises revenue. 1+ 1+ 1 = 3 or so i thought.

At this time, i want to stop and make a point of, what seemed to me, an obvious fact. there have been no regular vlogging partners featured since they became partners. think about it. yeah they were all featured before becoming a partner. I think Zack Scott got featured recently. Now compare that to the "paying partners" that are in the 3 out of every 4 "Promoted videos" that appear in the lower right of the Youtube Homepage?

Yeah there are those partners that have massive amounts of subscribers that appear on the Front page under most active videos on the top of Youtubes home page, but that is subscriber based interaction. the only person that breaks that mold is Magibon, the very cute girl who stares at the camera for 30 seconds at a time, but in a future Blog i will get to it, because frankly i am a fan of hers.

Back to the discussion. Vlogging partners and business partners are not on a level playing field. A Partner with 800 subs cannot possibly earn any revenue unless they get help from the mother ship. Even some one the likes of LisaNova, HughsNews, Nalts, nutcheese, Zipster

will hardly grow a subscriber base with out that kind of help. so in the business sense, how does this help the mother ship (youtube) bring in more profits?

By periodically, and remember i used that word, featuring partners, revenue increases. Look, you cant argue that Nalts and LisaNova et all, put out some quality stuff, they do. They deserve, IMHO, to be featured as a reward for that work to help increase the profits on both sides of the partnership. you get raises at work don't you? i look at it as it is a bonus or a raise for a job well done.

Now it really became a circular argument because all of a sudden I was the partner whining that i wasn't being featured. thus the second video. and still people couldn't get over the fact a partner was "whining", i believe the term was used, about not being featured. I put out videos and very rarely if ever do i feel i deserve a feature. However, i never once said i deserved to be featured. it went on and on and on to a point where i felt the discussion was like a swirling, clogged toilet. it had to be plunged and i did so by privatising the videos. hey gang we have to live up to one fact, the channel is themightythor1212, if i feel like privatising a video i created, off it goes!

What did i get out of all this? there are really some desperate people out there with nothing else to do but argue. If you didn't get it, ask a question. i answer all of my comments.

oh and the last thing - blocking. this really boggled my mind? Seriously, who cares if theMightyThor1212 Blocks you. i have just under 1700 subs, i am known to a relatively small group of people. so i blocked you, get over your ego. i don't get paid enough to put up with bullshit. and i am really not a good mascohist.

Why did some people get blocked? frankly, they don't watch my channel enough to leave the comments they made about my videos or understand my points of focus. (in fact alot of people that got blocked came over from some other channel because the video was passed to them by another person) Again, the channel says TheMightyThor1212, if i think a comment is harmful or hurtful, its getting deleted and you will be blocked. I Block with impunity. its not an ego thing on my part, if you cant leave constructive criticism and you are there to badger me, dont bother, you'll get one shot and one shot only. Again, i don't get paid enough to be badgered and i am not into S&M. On my channel, as in my house, if i invite you in, you are NOT ENTITLED to move things around as you see fit and thats largely because i would never do that to you.

I am sure this will whip up a world wind of discussion so go have fun, this is the last i will say on the matter. remember people, there are plenty of channels on youtube, you dont like mine? Click the browser back button and move on. this is a hobby for me, i am not here seeking fame or fortune.

Man in the Box video explained next and what it has to do with the word entitlement!

this is theMightythor
saying SEE YA

And So it begins.....

After months of reading blogs of everyone from Caitlin hill to Nalts to tokenBlackChic, i decided to overlook the cliff ahead and dive right in. Its amazing the appeal of a blog. all of a sudden, i am now liberated to spew my thoughts out onto the world in a hap-hazard, unruly way. just blow it out there like burst of air from my lungs. And what is it i have to say? it seemed so profound a few moments ago.

I have thoughts, ideas that keep ramming against my skull like a trapped elephant trying to get back to the mother land or more likely the African plains, to roam free from this captivity and bounce along the warm waves and gentle grasses of some wide open world. my only fear? Caitlin Hill will stop by and correct my grammar and/or spelling. Lucky for me, there is a spell checker here. ;) the grammar is cultural, she cant argue with me there.

By now you are asking your self, what thought could have possibly, so over whelmingly, convinced me that these words have to freed into cyberspace. ok maybe your not asking yourself that, sorry i am projecting on you. but lets suspend reality for one minute and say for arguments sake, you were?

Well brace yourself here it is. Dammit i lost my train of thought..... oh wait, no i didn't, i got it.

If you don't know, i am a you tuber. nobody big, just a guy with a camera, some software and a few ideas from time to time. in my time on youtube, i never thought to make a blog. i thought vlogging was it. that anything that could be said, will be said and edited in video. (and now the image of a man continually running into a brick wall and falling down comes to mind, I am that man)

Ok back to the blog now, bloodied but feeling better.

I talk to a lot of youtubers, especially those i feel have a talent and an intellect that is lacking in the majority of this world. i do it because, in some ways i am attracted (as in magnetism, not sexually) to the type of person that can start, maintain and take me to climax in a conversation. maybe i should have used the word, end point, when referring to conversations. oh well point made. now that i am some what "seasoned", i really find it odd that these same people that i converse with, try so hard to convince you they are just normal people. i am one of those people, but yet here we are with our blogs, vlogs, stories, slices into our lives, revealing pieces of ourselves we would not show to our mothers, brothers, sisters or fathers. but to the strangers who we barely know, we are the people with the lamp shades on our heads, the center point of controversy, the middle of the discussion, the target of the topic. here we are.

This is my literal foreplay, i am teasing you. and you wonder why i chose the word climax to define ending?

In this world very few people can do what we as youtubers do. think about it for a second. i am not gods gift to anything except a trash can. yet i can, at a moments notice, flip that camera on and reveal one of my multiple personalities. (i better slow down, this fore play is stimulating climax way too fast, i swear i am a better literal lover than that, remember this is my first time, tell me you'll hang with me.)

isn't that the trick though? the secret to every youtuber. just stop for a second and think. does it happen to you? i know for a fact when i step in front of the camera, my brain metamorphisizes into another being, and i can see my self as if i am off to the left and there i am, charging a guy on stilts, making a prank phone call, or trying to figure out how can i get choice shots of me in a

• 1.) jail cell
• 2.) walking thru a church scene
• 3.) flying along side a 757 making faces at the passengers or better yet, pointing to the rear of the plane and mouthing the words "YOUR GAS CAP IS OPEN! YOUR GAS CAP IS OPEN!".

About now you're thinking, Dude they make medicine for that. Ordinarily i would agree. Ordinarily i maybe the recipient of those pills. but here it is people, the thought that drove me to blogging. lay back, i think i am bringing you to climax now in my own personal way, with my fingers, so just lay back and enjoy this, you don't have to reciprocate in any way, its all about you right now.

i believe that every talented youtuber is or has some form of schizophrenia going on at any one given time. and the only difference that separates us from the people who need that soul soothing pill is a word called intellect.

our intellect allows us to route or channel these thoughts into a creative purpose, dare i say comedic? Oh oh oh, i know, WOW some climax mighty Thor,i already knew this. as i said, lay back now its all about you.

did you really think these thoughts? did this concept REALLY ever grip you and pull you into its fold? I sincerely doubt it.

every youtuber i know seems to live in a state of denial. every single F-ing one of them will sit and stare you right in the eye and say, dude i am just a regualr person. I do it all the time. and all through our humility and humbleness, we fervently deny our own uniqueness as people/talent that was unrealized and led us to the screens of youtube.

right about now you should be just at the point where i take my hand away and bring out my favorite imaginary toy, the JACK HAMMER, to fulfill my promise of climax to you, after all, its a you day.

And the thought that drove me and you into literal Ecstasy is now about to be jack hammered into your brain in such a manner as to hit your stimulus zones with such great force, you will return here again and again just for that guilty pleasure, the "just one more time and i'll go" feeling.

I am awash in unrealized talent. thats what this whole thing is, this mascarade we are in day after day after day. a pool of hot, steamy, salivating unrealized talent that is one of the largest pleasures i have had to explore and experience in my human existence. it is in all sincerity, a human interactive virus HIV. and we all want it. and we all need it. we fall into it like a roman slave girl into the emperors orgy, kicking and screaming of how much we dont want to do it, but there we are like good little whores servicing our masters.

if you were honest with yourself and admit it and you can now reach for the cigarette and in hale deeply. and i can now walk away knowing, i have given you a quickie for the day.

Of course me being a male, you can lie to me and tell me during the breakup you faked every orgasm. go ahead i wont believe it anyway. but until then, i think i'll go in the kitchen and fix your favorite snack and hand feed it to you, you look famished right now.

this is the Mighty thor saying
SEEE YA!